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Friday, April 24, 2015Sad Sacks s01e48 - Hawt and Cheesy
A woman rings James' doorbell ...
James: Right on time. I like that in a date.
The woman is clearly delivering a pizza ...
Woman: Uhh, this is not a date.
James: Of course, how terribly formal of me. Shall we say midnight rendezvous?
Woman: We shant.
James: Join me on this bench and tell me what you want in life.
Woman: $10.99
James: Surely you want more?
Woman: Plus tip.
James: Holding hand with you feels so right, but your palms are very sweaty. Are you nervous?
James realizes he's holding hands with a slice of pizza ...
James: Oh.
Sack: Don't cry, free pizza!
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