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Sad Sacks s01e36 - The Lie On King

James in his office cubicle ...
Sack: TGIF, right buddy?

James sees he has no messages and sighs ...

A co-worker appears ...
Co-worker: Hey James there's free pizza in the break room.

James stands on top of a fat man and raises pizza in the sky.

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Johnny's Rant

What can I say about pizza that hasn't already been said? Pizza was developed by ancient Italians to sell turtles and skateboards to unsuspecting American children. Okay, what can I say about pizza that is true, that hasn't already been said. Not much.

Would I stand on someone to get the last slice of pizza? Yes. Have I accidentally knocked someone down to get the last slice of pizza before? Yes. By accidentally do I mean absolutely intentionally? Yes. In my defence, I had been working as a background extra on a movie set for ten hours without food, when the people in charge decided to provide eight large pizzas for about a hundred people. Math is hard, right? So are my steel toed boots, so I wouldn't recommend standing between a fat guy and some pizza. Also in my defence I would like to present Exhibit A, pizza. Mmm, pizza.

This comic is obviously a not so subtly wink-wink-nudge-nudge at the Disney classic, The Lion King. If the title or final frame didn't give that away, then you have bigger problems than just a lack of pizza. Put your helmet on, get your coat that has the mittens tied to the sleeves, and go ask an adult for help. #LionKing