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Sad Sacks s01e35 - Sir Trail Mix A Lot

A midnight snack in bed ...
James: Trail mix is the most annoying way to eat chocolate covered raisins.
Sack: Bad news, there aren't any raisins in that mix.

Mice spring out of the trail mix bag ...
Sack: Also, we might have a mouse problem.

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Johnny's Rant

Mice poop a lot. I mean like, constantly. Now re-imagine all of the Mickey Mouse cartoons you watched as a kid, but this time he's just straight up pooping in every scene. Now, keep in mind he wouldn't be acknowledging it, because he's a mouse and as I stated earlier pooping constantly is kind of their natural state, but everyone else like that duck with no pants and that dog/cow hybrid thing are completely horrified. Wouldn't that be fun? I'd watch that.

I've had wild mice get into my house before and it is really annoying. To get rid of them you have to identify them, which can be tricky if you keep a lot of fuzzy floor potatoes like I do, and then segregate them. Then you have to put up tiny propaganda posters, which can be a real strain on the wrist to make, and find a way to drive them all out of your house at the same time so they don't have a chance to multiply. Maybe check if a neighbour kid has a model train set you can borrow.

You could always just replace your floors with snakes, that would definitely keep them out. But keep an allied mongoose on speed dial just in case. #Snakes