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Wednesday, February 25, 2015Sad Sacks s01e23 - Fifty Shades of Gravy
On the couch ...
Sack: What's with the bondage gear, pervert?
James: It was the dog's collar. She's gone to a better place.
Continued ...
Sack: You mean the neighbours house? That lady puts gravy on everything. I once saw her put gravy on other gravy.
James: Sniffle.
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Johnny's Rant
Wednesday, February 25, 2015Serious bummer warning, DO NOT continue reading ...
Today we had to put our dog, Circe Dee "Stinkbutt" Cooper, to sleep after a short and painfully expensive battle with cancer. If you haven't lost a pet, I can't begin to tell you how heartbreaking it is. She was a member of our family, and a wonderful part of my daily life. No one had comic timing like this dog. She always knew exactly when to turn her head in a funny way, or fart in response to a comment.
She was a big tall rescue greyhound with fur patterned just like a hyena. Her mom used to say she looked like a gangly bag of coat hangers. I used tell some of the older people in the neighbourhood that she was a hyena when they asked "what is that?", and when I'd run into them in the future they'd cross the street to avoid us.
I think she liked me because her mom is a vegan, and I am not, so I became "Chicken Man" because I smelled like meat and woud share my food with her. She also had better taste in beer than some of my friends, Innis and Gunn was her favourite, though sometimes she'd enjoy a splash of Cobblestone stout on her food.
She was just over 10 years old, that's over 70 in dog years, and I will miss her for the rest of my life. If you want to see photos and more information, visit our campaign: CirceFund