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Sad Sacks s01e22 - Venti Late Patron

Inside Coffee Shop ...
James: What would we do without coffee, eh?
Nazi Barista: About 25 to life, on account of how stabby I get.

James hides from Nazi below the counter ...
Nazi Barista: Sometimes I just wanna grab an old biscotti and poke a few speed holes in a customer. Mondays, right?
Sack: Why do I smell pee?

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Johnny's Rant

I actually don't like coffee. It really grosses me out. The smell, the taste, everything about it makes me say "blech". I'd much rather have a cup of earl grey tea, which has more caffeine in it anyhow. I mean, I get why people drink coffee, it's a cheap and easy to find source of quick energy.

Frankly, I'd rather chug a bunch of energy drinks like RedBull, or just have a beautiful woman slap me in the face, either would have a much better effect.

Besides, have you ever heard of Civet coffee? It's the most expensive coffee in the world because it is made from the seeds of coffee berries once they have been eaten and defecated by a rare animal, the Asian palm civet. Dude. Gross. #CivetCoffee