Sad Sacks s01e01: The Origin Story. Bitten by radioactive spider. Ability to communicate with lunch sacks.


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Monday, January 5, 2015

Sad Sacks s01e01 - The Origin Story

In a lab somewhere ...
Narrator: Bitten by a radioactive spider, mild mannered programmer James Wallace develops super sloth, hypersweats, neurotoxic shock, and the debatebly useful ability to communicate with his lunch sack, who is kind of a jerk.
James: Ouch!
Sack: Eat me. Oh, and by the way, Uncle Ben is dead.


Johnny's Rant

Monday, January 5, 2015

I'm pretty tired of Sony rebooting Spiderman as a lame white teenager, just so they don't lose their rights to the movie franchise.

I'm behind everyone who wants a black Spiderman, but although I really love Donald Glover, I kinda want to see Danny "I'm too old for this shit" Glover instead.