Today's TranscriptMonday, January 5, 2015
Sad Sacks s01e01 - The Origin Story
In a lab somewhere ...
Narrator: Bitten by a radioactive spider, mild mannered programmer James Wallace develops super sloth, hypersweats, neurotoxic shock, and the debatebly useful ability to communicate with his lunch sack, who is kind of a jerk.
Sack: Eat me. Oh, and by the way, Uncle Ben is dead.
Johnny's RantMonday, January 5, 2015
I'm pretty tired of Sony rebooting Spiderman as a lame white teenager, just so they don't lose their rights to the movie franchise.
I'm behind everyone who wants a black Spiderman, but although I really love Donald Glover, I kinda want to see Danny "I'm too old for this shit" Glover instead.